Friday, November 21, 2008

11/17 -- If It's Too Loud, You're Too Vazaha

Something you might not imagine about small villages in developing countries is how incredibly LOUD they can be throughout the day. Coming from the quiet suburbs of Rhode Island, I often have to use earplugs I stole from the plane just to hear myself think for a while. Imagine, if you will, the following sounds all happening at once in a place roughly 2/5ths of a mile long:

Trucks, cars, and motorcycles passing by, often honking for no discernible reason; blacksmiths hammering out farm tools; the sound of people "mitoto"-ing rice to make flour (imagine a giant mortal and pestle that shakes the ground when you pound down in it); at least 2 babies crying at all times; mothers calling children, children calling mothers, children calling children at the other side of town; pigs screaming and wailing at their slaughter, bulls parading down the road, chickens and roosters squawking/cock-a-doodle-doing all day long (don't believe cartoons. Roosters have no affinity to the morning and in fact never shut up), and dogs barking; carpenters building houses and cutting wood; buckets filling with water at the pump; people greeting each other in the street, often as loudly as they can; generators humming, and the music that they play thanks to the power created; radios blaring, and a girl across the street who sings atrociously, offensively, and seemingly intentionally in an off-key falsetto that drives me absolutely nuts, to the same 3 songs. On Sundays, add to this church bells, and people singing hymns (there are two churches within 10 seconds of my house) for at least 5 hours.

Don't even get me started about market day, when 2,000 addition people come to my town to buy and sell goods.